SlouchTech™

Because Sitting Up Straight Was Never the Plan

This has no purpose. It's just a circle bouncing around. Like my attention span.

Please prove you are not motivated:

I agree to improve myself.
I will answer emails within 24 hours.
I have no idea what I’m doing and I’m fine with that.

Personalize your experience! (Just kidding, none of this works.)

Dark Mode: Coming Soon

Productivity Alerts: Not Implemented

Auto-Snooze Emails: Concept Only

Nap Timer Sync: Patent Pending (lol)